Mirror mirror on the beautiful wall
Who is the most obese of all?
First there’s that bloated beaut
The vicious cynic Newt
Then there’s that nihilist servant of Mamon
fat Steve Bannon
Next there’s that obese tweedledee, Chris Christie
Grandest of all, wider than he is tall
Donald John the orange stoat hides his monster gut
With his tentlike coat. God have mercer on us.